Wednesday 4 August 2010

Childhood

A lady is pregnant for 9 months for a baby girl and 6 months for a baby boy. The lady would rather have a girl because they are more important than a boy and there always a party after a girls birth. On the contrary, when it is a boy it is not so special and in some places the lady would beat her husband as punishment for not making a girl but of course it is impossible to purposely make a girl since it is completely random which sperm cell will reach the egg cell and so that's why most ladies do not beat their husbands. The average length for a newborn girl is 1m (weight 12.5kg) and the average length for a newborn boy is 0.5m (weight 1.5625kg). Primary schools are not mixed and teach boys who are 3-10 years old and girls that are 6-21 years old but in a girls school every class differs in age of 2 years whereas in boys it is 1 year. Girls and boys are taught how to read, write and count within the first 4 years and then build on other skills like creative writing, maths, science, history, geography, foreign languages, PSHE and ethics. Girls are encouraged to sing, dance, act and draw and boys are encouraged to play a musical instrument, act, play sports, construct things, cook and draw. All teachers at a boys primary school are male as it requires the least amount of knowledge for teacher.

Tuesday 3 August 2010

Language

The four languages the humans use are called Ümyprüzh, Glàmzöô, Özvemwór and Túdh. Each of these are spoken on the islands Ümyprimt, Glàmz, Özvèmwò and Túdhremt respectively. Unlike many other languages, these languages have words which gives you clear instructions on how say it using universal rules are consistent throughout the language. This practice has been going on for thousands of years and it is taught in every school, it also allows for different accents so the spelling would be different for a word in on part of a country if they say it differently. The first writing was done by rich ladies as they were cleverest type of people and they had the most freetime (females didn't do much back then apart from ordering males about). These groups of ladies then taught all the young girls how to read and write, this much easier than learning read and write English because these were a lot simpler and with far less exceptions. A few hundred years later all females could read and write and early literature was being made and other subjects were taught like maths and science. Civilisation grew and was able to be organised on bigger scale because things could be recorded like the law and history. However the only way on writing was using chalk on a black board or carving letters into stone if the writing needs to be preserved. Then someone called Ì-vlor Žèyùs (female) discovered that you can use an inked quill to write the dried pulp of a tree. This was a breakthrough, now books could be made with written paper in them that could last hundreds of years and post could be sent out. Women who were masters of writing could now become scribes or write novels and get paid a high salary. The teaching of literacy to boys wasn't done until a few hundred years ago because the work that males had to do was hard labour which didn't need for them to be taught.

Monday 2 August 2010

Sexual Law

It is human tradition for any male to obey the commands of
any female unless those commands conflict with the will of the male's
mother or wife. Also, only females are allowed sweet food, caffeine and
alcohol as males get very fat and unhealthy from it. A lot of fat
often bilds up in the bottom and breasts of a woman when they eat sweet
food. No male can drive or learn to drive, if they want to
use public transport, they must be accompanied by a female.

Welcome

Welcome to my blog about an imaginary future for the human race where women are 3-4 metres and the men are 1.5-2 metres. Human's now live in a matriarchal society which selects who mothers and fathers the next generation; they call them ladies and gentlemen. Women live an average of 160 years whereas the men live on average 80 years. The ladies are allowed to marry the gentlemen and have kids, traditionally seven. The girl:boy birth ratio is 2:5 and 1 of every girls will be declared a lady when they reach adulthood and 2 of every 5 boys will be declared a gentlemen when they reach their adulthood.